I was not at the game, so I have no idea what happened. Based solely off of a text message conversation with young rookie sensation Jeff Trojan, here is the recap of the games: the 18+ NABA Bulldogs hit well. The new team (North Shore Titans) kicked the ball around a lot, making several errors. The Bulldogs pitching was decent and the defense was solid. Final scores for the 2 games were 12-2 and 10-0. Joe Graff allegedly threw out 2 base runners..... from his knees. If anyone wants to add further details, send me a recap. Also since I am no longer on the 18+ team, someone needs to get the stats entered into the website. (Have fun with that...) The young Bulldogs play their next game this Saturday vs the retooled Eagles.
In other NABA news, the Ducks lost badly, which is kind of surprising to me.
The 28+ PBL Bulldogs open their season this Sunday with a doubleheader in Bridgeville against the Bridgeville Braves. Come out and support the old folks.
graff congratulates trojan on his signing with the bulldogs
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Recap will follow later tonight by yours truly, so it will probably suck and lack proper grammar.
I thought Graff was way over the age of 28 and was on the Senior Bulldogs team…
he is, but some of the over 28 bulldogs are on both rosters to fill in when needed. we have a catcher that is still in college, so i’m assuming he wasnt at the games this past weekend.
joe graff is roughly mid forties. but nobody knows his exact age.
Joe Graff once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King….and got one.
he didnt even eat it. it was just to prove a point.
I hear NABA’s home office has launched an investigation regarding ‘irregularities’ in veteran Joe Graff’s age and is proceeding with DNA testing.
joe, miguel tejada, danny almonte, almost every dominican player that has ever played in the major leagues…almost none of their true birthdays are known
I say Graff should agree to some DNA testing. That’s the only way to solve this dilemma.
The real age of Joe Graff is a mystery but the facts about the man are true:
Graff does not fear the dark, the dark fears Graff.
Graff deosn’t cheat death, he wins fair and square.
Graff can speak braille.
Graff can delete the Recycling Bin.
Graff once visited the Virgin Islands; they are now The Islands.
Graff was once bit by a cobra and after five days of excrucuating pain, the cobra died.
Death once had a near-Graff experience.
Graff never wet the bed as a child, the bed wet itself out of fear.
Graff’s first job was a paperboy, there were no survivors.
There is no such thing as global warming, Graff was cold so he turned the sun up.
If at first you don’t succeed, your’e not Graff.
the bed wet itself…
i’ll have to use that one on my next birthday.
robot