Not to steal Vinny's thunder after just posting a riveting summary of last weekends games, but I found these in the search logs and thought that it had to be shared. Someone has gone off the deep end.
I call this the "Joe Graff (aka short stocky steamy sexy salacious stud) 6-Step Realignment Plan"
step 1 sexy asians
step 2 south oakland ducks vs brookline bsox... every game
step 3 fighting rafalski s vs expansion teams
step 4 sign yoda for pittsburgh naba pr
step 5 put bulldogs in the allegheny division without ducks and bsox
step 6 more sexy Asians
In other news, Joe Graff is apparently putting fluoride in ice cream. I don't know if that is a good or bad thing.

Fluoride can now be added to foods manufactured and supplied in Europe. It’s been classified as a safe supplement, according to Europe’s highest authority on food standards.
Someone has too much time on their hands.
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“Sodium fluoride, a hazardous-waste by-product from the manufacture of aluminum, is a common ingredient in rat and cockroach poisons, anesthetics, hypnotics, psychiatric drugs, and military nerve gas. It’s historically been quite expensive to properly dispose of, until some aluminum industries with an overabundance of the stuff sold the public on the terrifically insane but highly profitable idea of buying it at a 20,000% markup, injecting it into our water supplies, and then DRINKING it. ” – true story.
Is that a boyhood photo of Graff above?
Good plan Joe!
Also wik, they already put fluoride into drinking water at water treatment plants.