I know I typically start off each week’s column by bitching about Mother Nature but I figured I’d switch it up this week…I FUCKIN HATE THE RAIN.  Seriously, it’s enough to make you want to blow your head off.  But that’s the price you pay when you are stupid enough like us to live in [...]

Assuming the rain holds off, we are set to open this Sunday vs. the Elizabeth Rebels.  We split with the Rebels last season I think. Word has it that Joe has made 2 last minute deals to secure 2 more much needed pitching arms.  Game time is 10 AM at Wylie Field.  We then follow [...]

Ahh, another week has gone by and Mother Nature continues to bend us over and work it raw, no Astroglide or rubbers at all.  I mean, I know the apocalypse is supposed to occur in 2012 as predicted by those magic-herb smoking Mayans (sorry if any of my readers are Native American), but this weather [...]

Holy shit I can’t believe this is my third write-up already.  I told Joe when he initially asked me to do this, verbatim, “What the fuck am I gonna write about?”  Well, I think we’ve all had a good time so far, and as the crack fiends and people with herpes say, let’s keep the [...]

Pittsburgh Bulldogs [0-0]     vs.   Elliott [0-0] Elliott from E.T. or ELL-IE-OTT as called by ET             John Herb Field – 8:30 PM           The 18+ Bulldogs will attempt to begin their 2011 campaign once again Thursday evening at the friendly confines of John [...]

Finally, another season is upon us.  The 18+ Bulldogs (0-0) are scheduled to open their season tonight against the Southside Eagles (0-0) at 8:30 PM at John Herb Field in Ross Township – that is, assuming the weather cooperates. After a 2010 season saw the Bulldogs sweep the Eagles in the season series (2-0).  I [...]

Welcome back for another round of wholesome Bulldogs goodness as I attempt to describe what has transpired in the previous week or so of ‘dogs action.  Week 2 of “spring training” for the Bulldogs saw several positives as well as several negatives.  Tuesday saw the few dedicated members of the ‘dogs hit at the Greentree [...]

Mother Nature is a cruel, cruel mistress. A pre-op transvestite prostitute if you will, where you’re just looking for some action and then BOOM; she’s got a surprise for you. Just when the Bulldogs were anticipating getting onto an actual baseball field for the first time since the heartbreaking loss in the first round of [...]

In the only league meeting the PBL will have this year, time was a premium as a plethora of hot topics were discussed in depth with the precision of sledge-hammering wielding metro sexual home improvement host (Editor’s Note: The Bulldogs fully support metro sexual and have recruited them heavily in the past few years.  See [...]

Rochester Inn, PA – In a flurry of activity this week, the season is finally swinging into full gear.  Fees for 2011 are down across the board by at least $20 for both teams, with no increase in uniform and apparel prices.  The reason?  There are three. #1 – The NABA has lowered its team [...]